Monday, 19 July 2010

who's the undercover slag?

i have a friend, she's a bit of a dick and i don't really like her that much but, i consider her one of my best friends, even though we have like months of not talking i will always think of you as a really close pal! (she hates pal heheheh (and hehehehe) ) ooo two brackets.

see like, everything i hate about her, is what i love about her.
  • she's really not funny but fucking hilarious
  • she thinks hitler was misunderstood.
ok nuf said on that.

the first time i ever spoke to her, to be honest this right now sorta reminds of me of it, except we talked about religion and stuff the first time and she was really respectful, now she tells people im not allowed out after 9 because of it.
i love how like unbelievably different she is to me but i still fail to find someone that i can literally sit in silence to on skype (like now) and be completely cool with that.
she makes me feel awkward, her and her mum are a crazy pair.
she takes the piss out of literally everything i do
doesn't give a flying fudgleberry about anything i have to say (probably because i say words like fudgleberry)
has a weird belly button
is realllllyyyyy prettttyy..........awkward.
i feel like i can read her really easily but whenever i tell her she just says i dont know her at all as much as i think i do, but i do :D:D
also i find this weird but i have only met her like what, 8 times? rather specific dw i didn't count it.....
she hates everything i wear, apart from my chinos, maaaaaaaaarccc.......whaaat.
there is nothing, and i mean this, that i like seeing more than her smiling.
when she shows affection i almost fall off my chair.
and when she reads this she'll probably be sick, wicked.

yeh so all in all, you're alright cracker, you're alright.