zippo tricks

so me and dave just learnt to do some sickkk zippo tricks.

thanking youu cutlerylover.

nice.

Merked the english exam.

Critical thinking was so simple but definitely so hard.

David: "You make so much sense"

a levels suchhhha fail. defo dunno what im doing in the future, maybe i will be an anchorman yes an anchorman like anchorman, Nathan Burgandy.

www.mylifeisaverage.com

officially the best website ever, my favourite of the day : Today, I bought a fancy new black SUV Hummer. When I went to pick up my son from school, I put on a black suit, dark shades, and my blue-tooth earpiece. I waltzed into his last period class 10 minutes before it was over, and announced "Agent 03, It's time to go" At which point he nodded and packed his belongings and ran out. The face on his teacher was priceless. I hope my boss understands why I had to miss work MLIA

i love my life :)

sup.

helllllo, im not all cliché with blogs and shit but im doing one anyways and even me saying that im not cliché is cliché initttttt.

im only doing one because i wanna be cool like anna and lucie and yes they did tell me to mention them.

fucking alllllllow english and critical thinking exams tomorrow and tuesday.

ok no idea what to write so im just gonna say some random quotes from the best films and tv shows ever.

Anchorman

"erghh smells like big foots dick"

"KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS THAT HURT"

"take me to pleasure town...OH WE'RE GOING THERE"

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up."

" For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people."

"Brick's got a hand grenade"

"where did you get your clothes from? THE TOILET STORE?!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!"

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

fuck it cba for more

man i suck at blogging, not gonna lie this is definitely gonna be my first and only blog so laaaaaaaaaaaaater :)